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A football player who was just too good to play professionally as it would have been unfair. These players can often be found tearing up the 5-a-side pitches of Britain in order to maintain their tekkers whilst remaining anonymous.
Mate, he just beat all 4 men and then sent the keeper to the shops with that last shot, he’s probably a durk.
by Genieni February 22, 2020
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The time between Christ’s birth and the beginning of the coronavirus.
In late 2016 AD or 3 B.C.V., Donald Trump was elected as the 45th President of the United States of America.
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Verb :To indulge, predominantly in self rewarding pleasures
I durked the shit out of that sleep in yesterday and then spent the rest of the day durking on the couch
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by Big mama mar May 06, 2020
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<durk is a hybrid between DUmb and jeRK
You piece of dumb jerk!!!

You piece of durk!!!
by chachito August 08, 2010
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A fool who likes to play world of warcraft, shampoo his back hair, and dump girls on their birthday.
A:"That dude looks like such a loser"
B:" Yeah he is a total DURK"
by Tyrone Imabigblackman October 15, 2007
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Man I just found a durk under my bed. I'm going to eat a durk it is all I got!
by epiklife! February 10, 2010
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