Neanderthal patriarch responsible for the great 20,000 BC fire party, having discovered wine an fire in close proximity, durk threw one hellacious rootin tootin wild cave party that 3/4 of the known world attended, it was a cave orgy of epic proportion, woolly mammoth cookouts an rock n rolling where just a few of the festivities....durk would be immortalized in many cave paintings around western an central europe, many thought to be pornographic in nature

Adjective for something that definitely wasn't lame, but not quite "hot". In other words, slightly below being hot, therefore warm, like a nice pair of mittens.

A football player who was just too good to play professionally as it would have been unfair. These players can often be found tearing up the 5-a-side pitches of Britain in order to maintain their tekkers whilst remaining anonymous.

Durks

Verb :To indulge, predominantly in self rewarding pleasures

<durk is a hybrid between DUmb and jeRK

A fool who likes to play world of warcraft, shampoo his back hair, and dump girls on their birthday.