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Another excuse for Americans to spend an entire day eating
"Damn, it's not a weekend, and i want to eat all day"
"Why Don't we invent a holiday and give it a stupid name?"
"Fo Shizzle, My Pilgrizzle!"
by kymcleod November 29, 2003
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One who has a mania for music.
I am a melomaniac.
by Larstait November 14, 2003
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Golly! This thanksgiving, Uncle Frank ate 8 pieces of turkey, 4 stuffing balls, 2 helpings of mashed potatoes, half the dish of corn and green beans, AND went back for seconds on his pumpkin pie! No wonder he broke grandma's new dining room chair...
by ConcernedAmericanCitizen12 February 01, 2011
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To commemorate a past event, you kill and eat an animal. It's a ritual sacrifice. With pie.
Thanksgiving isn't about blending of two cultures. It's about one culture wiping out another. And then they make animated specials about the part with the maize and the big belt buckles. They don't show you the next scene, where all the bison die and Squanto takes a musket ball in the stomach.
by Frankie1969 August 19, 2012
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a day we commemorate taking advantage of the "indians" by stealing their land, food, and lifestyles in exchange for cheap trinkets.
Ahh thanksgiving, lets give thanks to those indians for letting us screw them wholeheartedly.
by Chinese Jew November 26, 2003
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On Halloween:
Turkey 1: Say Joe have you heard the ghost story about "Thanksgiving"?
Turkey 2: No, what happens?
Turkey 1: Every year, on the same day, millions of Turkeys get their heads chopped off and then get eaten!
Turkey 2: Holy cow! Lucky it's just a ghost story.
by MatthewCHK November 25, 2007
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A mind-fucking holiday in which we take part eating the only animal that gobbles (That I know of), and commemorate our first contact with the real Americans (Before we made them our bitches).
"Happy Thanksgiving!"
-"Dude, I don't celebrate Thanksgiving."
"Why not?"
-"Why the fuck do you?!"
by Wang Lung Ho November 25, 2010
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