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a homemade meal put together for a large gathering of poor (family and friends). This concoction is not healthy, but it is EXTREMELY delicious.

What's in it? "Everything we had, went into this spread. We had damn near a case of top roman, bananas, peanut butter, mayonnaise, raisins, pork grinds, beans, and Chili cheese Fritos. And tuna, i think i tasted tuna."

A spread is cheap everyone who can puts in and everyone gets full . There is no such thing as an a bad nutrition fact, when you're starving to death.
Boy: "I put flammable Cheetos in the ghetto spread"
Girl: "they are called flaming hot Cheetos "
Boy: "Flaming hot Cheetos aren't flammable, dumb ass"
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The time between Christ’s birth and the beginning of the coronavirus.
In late 2016 AD or 3 B.C.V., Donald Trump was elected as the 45th President of the United States of America.
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A stock trading strategy invented by the Trading Fraternity meant to make plays "free". This strategy involves purchasing a call or put then locking in profit by selling an option further out the money.
We bought 2 TLT February 12 165 calls for .21 then ghetto spread it making free by selling 1 February 12 170 call for .42
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Its like a debit spread, but you buy the option first, and when price goes up (in the case of a call) or down ( in the case of a put) you sell another for the same or more of what you paid for the first one. That way, even though you maxed your profits, you eliminate the risk.
Finance Bro 1: "Bro I think TSLA is going to the moon
Finance Bro 2: " Yeah am probably going to open a ghetto spread, that way, it it goes down, I eliminated the risk.
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What is a "ghetto spread"? A ghetto spread is exactly like a debit spread, except you don't buy/sell both legs at the same time. First, you buy a long call, then wait for the premium on your short call to be higher than the premium of your long call, and sell it.
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when a ghetto bitch spreads her legs and sticks her nasty-ass coochie in your face
Damn, Laquisha's ghetto spread smells fucking nasty.
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when your spilling tea and it turns ghetto
did u see that new post? of that’s ghetto spread
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